Twilight Vs. Harry Potter

At halloween party Harry and Hermonie craft a spell just for the "New Moon" cast.
1.Harry spils a special growth potion into the punch.
Harry:Who says vampires are better then wizards?I'll give the 'Twilight' gang a spell they'll never forget!
Hermonie:And I have my plans for them too.Harry!
2.EdBella turn into the glants!Luckily,Jacon didn't drink it!
Edward:Ha,now I really take on on the wolf pack!
Bella:Great--now I'll be twice as clumsy with these long legs!
Jacob:Goog thing I don't like blood-flavored puncg!
3.Then,Hermonie casts a truth-telling spell o Jacob!
Hermonie:We didn't forget about you!Now I'll have dirrhea of the mounth!
Jacob:Don't do it!!!
4.Jacob can't stop spilling his embarassşng secrets!
Jacob:Sometimes I fart when I'm running like a werwwolf!
I wish my skin sparkled like Edward.
I got flaes in my werewolf hair!
Bella:Umm.Jacob.TMI!

Bunu bir dergide okudum ve gerçekten çok hoşuma gitti dayanamadım yazdım.Umarım beğenirsiniz (:
Türkçeye çevirmedim çünkü çevirince esprisi kalmıyor.)